{"id":493,"date":"2011-05-02T04:59:08","date_gmt":"2011-05-02T12:59:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chaotickingdoms.com\/blog\/?p=493"},"modified":"2011-05-02T04:59:08","modified_gmt":"2011-05-02T12:59:08","slug":"traveling-in-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chaotickingdoms.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/traveling-in-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"Traveling in Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sitting this morning in the Dallas Fort Worth airport. I think I&#8217;m outraged at American Airlines, but too tired to tell right now.<\/p>\n<p>I flew out of Burbank yesterday, Sunday afternoon. The flight was to be Burbank -&gt; Dallas Fort Worth -&gt; Jackson, MS. There was even a significant layover in Dallas, ensuring I&#8217;d make my next flight. Well, sort of.<\/p>\n<p>Moments after the cabin doors close in Burbank, it&#8217;s announced that we&#8217;re being diverted to Tuscon, AZ to refuel. Apparently there&#8217;s &#8220;weather&#8221; in Dallas and they&#8217;re afraid of getting diverted and not having enough fuel to reach the next destination. Also, because of this we&#8217;re all probably going to miss our connections, and no, we can&#8217;t get off the plane.<\/p>\n<p>We fly to Tuscon, land and the 20 minute refueling takes 45 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>We fly to Dallas! We&#8217;re here, land and then&#8230; lightning storm. Yup. All ground crews evacuate the runway and we start waiting on the tarmac for the storm to relent.<\/p>\n<p>Relevantly, this is when the news comes out that Osama bin Laden has been killed. That definitely improved the mood on the plane. There was even some celebrating with a little airline sized bottle of Jack Daniels.<\/p>\n<p>Soon, the weather lets up enough for the ground crews to return (i.e. an hour later). It&#8217;s past midnight now and I find the nearest Marriott to crash in with a new boarding pass for a 6:30am flight.<\/p>\n<p>I sleep for about three hours, ish.<\/p>\n<p>6:00am rolls around and I&#8217;m at the airport, waiting to board my flight.<\/p>\n<p>6:15am. There&#8217;s an announcement. The previous night the plane had been hit by hail, so they&#8217;ve (just now) decided the plane needs to be checked out by maintenance.<\/p>\n<p>8:00am. Hello, there! I&#8217;m sitting here writing this and have put up with numerous 15 minute updates of &#8220;We don&#8217;t know anything yet, hold on.&#8221; Really wish I could&#8217;ve gotten that extra sleep. Sorry if I rambled.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sitting at the airport, mindlessly tired and waiting for my flight. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[161],"tags":[239,240,241,280],"class_list":["post-493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-travel","tag-american-airlines","tag-flying","tag-hell","tag-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chaotickingdoms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chaotickingdoms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chaotickingdoms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chaotickingdoms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chaotickingdoms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=493"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.chaotickingdoms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/493\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":494,"href":"http:\/\/www.chaotickingdoms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/493\/revisions\/494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chaotickingdoms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chaotickingdoms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chaotickingdoms.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}